Can I watch Fred (a program on tv) because he's annoyingly awesome.
My wrestling team is called the WWE Fruities.
How did my soccer team get beat by 3 year olds? (actually they were also five, it's just that he's super tall).
That tshirt isn't frayed around the neck, I chewed it. Yep I chewed it. Sorry.
I want to have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches every day until I die.
|Daniel don't put your head in the ..... oh, never mind|