As I was getting ready for work this morning I heard a car alarm going off. After a while I went to investigate but as I got to the front of the house it went off. After a few minutes it went off again. Then turned off. I ventured into the kitchen to find Jack playing with my car keys. He looked up at me proudly, grinning and said "I'm making your car make noises".
About half an hour later, Linda arrived and said to me "do you know the side doors are open on your car?"
He's a little monkey, he really is.