Craig was unpacking the groceries this week and when he took the cucumber out of the bag he looked at me and asked a funny question, which was a bit rude but I thought the kids were out of ear-shot.

This morning I was making the kids packed lunches and chatting with Linda in the kitchen and Jack walked in, grabbed the cucumber, held it up and said to me "Did you buy batteries for this?"

I thought I was going to die and Linda nearly choked laughing.


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