It was lunchtime at day-care and Jack was sat between Sophia and Ava, two of his closest friends. Sophia and Ava were arguing and bickering back and forth, back and forth.
Finally, Ava retorted "Sophia - I don't like your attitude!" and Jack looked at her and said "you don't like applesauce?" and everybody cracked up laughing.
I think my boy should work for the UN