Irony's my subject today and I found this great picture to make the point. It's a shame Mr Vick wasn't in his t-shirt at the time.
Anyway, back to today's short story....
Our lad Jack got an award today: "Most Improved Student", which means he's done great in his personal skills and vocabulary and all those wonderful things teachers rate you on.
Just after he got his award he set all the fire alarms off at the day care centre.