Here's three lines we've used this weekend that fellow parents will appreciate:
"Pam, he's got an eyeball in his mouth!"
"He's upset because everytime he pushes his stroller it gets stuck on his monkey"
"Jack, please don't eat chalk"
I can't believe I haven't posted for over 2 months! So much to say. Jack's a middle-schooler and after a week of belly aches a...