Years ago we watched the Eddie Izzard sketch about "popcorn" movies and ever since we've ranked them as such. I was fiddling about doing stuff tonight and Craig came into the kitchen to make popcorn. He said "I'm going to watch the new Rambo film".
After about an hour I walked through the room to see both Craig AND our dog Cody just loading that popcorn like their life depended on it. I asked how the film was. Craig said "In all my life I've never seen so much blood and gore". I think he liked it.